Hannah... here and there

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Homework?

I thought I completely graduated from homework 2 years ago after grad school. Well not tonight. This is an incentive to never get that behind on my paperwork / evaluations ever again. I’m going for a record, 6 narrative evals in one night. This is my study break…with 3.5 down and more to go. As they say, “If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done”!

Speaking of work… I saw Mr. C today. He's one my “walky-talky” outpatients. Nice guy. Confabulates up the wazoo, but gentleman of a guy. How do you tactfully tell a sharp-looking man that he doesn’t need to dump the entire bottle of Polo cologne on himself before he comes for therapy? Sometimes I think I’m going to gag, and I wonder if he notices I twist in my chair to grab fresh air behind me. Its sooo bad. 60 whole minutes of bad. When Moe comes down (coworker) to the office after he leaves- she gets seized by the Polo pungency too. And every other person for the next hour. I've thought about a commercial sized fan with an automatic Fabreeze pump. Where can I get one? Its needed by this Friday.. I should just "google-it", but homework break over!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Confabulates"--Wow! I'm impressed. Such a great use of the English language. You're so smart. It is obvious that your dad is an attorney!

11:06 PM  
Blogger - O - said...

What about telling the cologne guy that he's not at a bar and he's not going to be successful in picking up anyone at the clinic? More specifically, he should shoot for a minimalist approach when it comes to pheromones.

8:09 AM  
Blogger hannah said...

unfortunantly, he's not trying to pick me up. He happens to be 56 and loaded. I'm not into the Anna Nicole thing though..

However Matt, since he's committed a wrong and odoriferous injury against me and my property, I'm thinking about filing a tort...

10:10 AM  
Blogger - O - said...

Lawd! It's a crime, a crime I say, against your olfactory system.

7:39 PM  

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